What is this?

Most people have fine opinions and post them terribly. Kauffmanizer takes your topic, your clumsy tweet, or your image, and hands it back sounding like Jeremy Kauffman. Then you keep poking — shorter, harder, funnier, a different angle — until it lands.

It's an impression, done by a machine. Every word is generated by a language model trained on a study of his public writing. Jeremy didn't write it, didn't review it, and didn't approve it. Nothing it produces is a real statement by him or anyone else.

The impressions can be uncomfortably good. That's the joke. Use it to write better and laugh — not to put words in real people's mouths and pretend they said them.

To make the tool better, we keep what gets submitted and which outputs people choose to use. We don't store your raw IP address. Don't paste anything you wouldn't want kept.